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Inside is the collection of works that the Creative Writing Honors class has worked on over the course of the year. Please enjoy!

Joshua Aybar

Howard Brunhoff’s Account

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         There are some pieces of knowledge not meant to be discovered by mankind. If I knew what I would discover on my expedition, I never would have chosen the path of exploration. I only write this account in order to warn the world of an evil unlike any evil ever to plague the earth. Nothing can be done to stop it, but steps must be taken to save others from following in my footsteps. 

         I graduated from Princeton with a zeal for Anthropology. I wanted nothing less than to make a world-changing discovery. Domestic research could not quench my thirst for knowledge, so I set my sights on exploring unknown lands. Unfortunately, almost every unknown land had been explored to the point of exhaustion, so my options were next to none.

         There was, however, one newly discovered island that caught my attention. Off the coast of Dubai, past the artificial archipelagos, was an island that had never been seen before. It hadn’t shown up on satellite photos until recently. How it had evaded discovery baffled every scientist who had seen it. None of the world’s governments had the courage to admit their sophisticated technology had missed it, so the discovery was kept secret. I only heard about it from a friend who had access to the satellite photos. According to him, no one wanted anything to do with it.

         I, on the other hand, wanted everything to do with it. I got my father to finance an expedition. I told him it was to India; I could not risk the existence of the island becoming common knowledge. In order to further ensure secrecy, I was the only researcher going. This also guaranteed that I would receive all the credit for anything discovered on the island.

         The flight to Dubai was uneventful, as was my night in the city. I did not go to Dubai for the nightlife; I went for science. I slept in a hotel that night, and awoke early the next morning, eager to begin my expedition.

         I got to the docks before noon. I had chartered the smallest boat possible, so that I would need less people to accompany me to the island. The captain was an Irishman, Eli McBee. He was very adventurous, and was surprisingly excited by the idea of going on a “secret mission to an unknown island.” I told him as little as possible; I only gave him the coordinates needed to find the island.

         We got past the artificial islands without any issues. The water was calm, and the sky was clear. About halfway between the islands and our destination, the weather changed drastically. The sky darkened, and the waves turned higher and higher. Lightning flashed across the sky. The wind howled and rattled the boat. McBee seemed to be enjoying himself. He cussed at the sky and lit a cigar. Through it all, he kept our course. I lacked his confidence; huddled in the small cabin, I prayed for a respite from the squall. My prayers went unanswered, and the ship broke in half.

         I awoke on a desolate beach. There was no vegetation as far as I could see, and I could see the water’s edge on the opposite edge of the island. The whole land mass was nothing more than a sandbar. Dazed and confused, I staggered from the water’s edge, trying to at least get to the middle of the minuscule island. I took three steps, and everything changed.

         The water was gone. I was in a jungle. Green vegetation surrounded me, and the air was filled with the sounds of jungle animals. I could no longer smell salty ocean air. I turned around, and the jungle continued for as far as the eye could see. I walked a few yards back the way I had come from, but the jungle continued. I turned back around and continued in the direction I had previously been walking.

         I walked on and on for what must have been hours. Eventually I found myself in a clearing. The clearing was perfectly circular and about fifteen feet in diameter. I sat down, thankful for the rest.

         As I sat there, I heard rustling coming from the jungle’s edge. Before I could stand, a man came rushing into the clearing. He stopped and stared at me.

         His face and body looked like those of a man of no more than thirty, but his long hair and beard were both white. He was dirty; he wore only tattered pants. Covering the better part of his chest was a marking in the shape of a rose. It was still bleeding, as if it had been freshly cut into his skin.

         He quickly closed the distance between us and grabbed me by the shoulders. His eyes bored into mine. They were unlike any eyes I had ever seen before. His pupils were bright white, while the irises and whites were both black.

         “Do not look,” he said.

         After saying those words, he released his hold on me, took a step back, and reached into his tattered pants. He produced a jagged piece of broken pottery. He proceeded to slit his own throat with it. He collapsed to the ground.

         I stood up to leave the clearing, utterly shocked by what had just happened. I turned to go back the way I had come into the clearing, but more rustling came from where the man had entered the clearing. I turned towards it and saw five men burst through.

         The first four were clearly from a jungle tribe. They wore no clothes except some tribal jewelry. All four carried spears. The fifth was a Spanish man, dressed for a jungle safari. He pointed to me, and his companions surrounded me. They spoke in a language I could not understand. One of them threw a sack over my head, and another bound my hands. I could not see through the bag, so I do not know where they led me. I only know that we walked for a long time, in silence.

         When the bag was finally lifted, I was in a bamboo cage in the square of a tribal village. The entire tribe seemed to be there, but the Spaniard was nowhere to be seen. Children poked at me with sticks through the cage. I moved to the middle to avoid them.

         The day turned to night before anything changed. After sunset, the crowd parted, and the Spaniard walked through. He uttered a command which I could not understand, and the tribe scattered, leaving only the two of us in the square.

         The man studied me for a few moments, then opened the cage. He pulled a whistle from his pocket and blew into it. The sound it produced was like that of a rocket taking off. I fell to my knees. I clutched my ears. I looked up, and saw two robed figures approach the cage. They entered the cage, and each one grabbed one of my arms. They lifted me to my feet and led me out of the cage.

         The Spaniard led the three of us down a road through the village. The road led to a mound at the edge of the village. In the side of the mound was a hole leading to a tunnel. We followed the Spaniard to the mound, and he stopped at the entrance. He stepped aside, and my two captors led me into the tunnel, leaving him behind.

         The tunnel looked freshly dug; the dirt on the walls was loose, as was the dirt on the floor and ceiling. It wound deeper and deeper, until the tunnel opened up into a great room. The circumference of the room was lined with stadium-like seats, filled with more robed figures. They chanted in a language I did not know. I did know, however, that the language was not one normally spoken by human beings. I could feel the power in every word they uttered, and an evil feeling hung in the room.

         At the center, I saw the source of evil. Levitating in the center of the room was a red bulb that looked much like the closed blossom of a rose. On the ground under it was a glowing circle with strange glyphs that rotated around the circle. Dark purple light flowed up from the circle onto the bulb.

         The chanting stopped, and I looked across the room and saw Eli McBee being led by two robed figures. They led him to the edge of the circle and pushed him in.

         The bulb opened. Five tentacles emerged from the bottom. From the top, a cluster of gill-like flaps grew. A bulbous, black orb emerged from the top of the cluster. McBee froze in terror at the sight of the being. As I watched, a rose was carved into his chest, as if by an invisible knife. His hair grew white, and his eyes began to bleed. He let out a blood curdling scream, and a savage cheer went up from the audience. One of the tentacles lashed out and wrapped around him. Screaming, McBee was lifted toward the being’s torso and disappeared into the cluster of flaps.

         Then it turned to me, and I saw what McBee had seen. Two large, piercing eyes glared down at me. As the eyes met mine, I experienced every terror and every pain imaginable. I could feel myself dying. I wanted to die; it was the only escape from the pure agony I felt.

         Then, I heard the two figures that had been holding my arms begin to scream. They had not led me to the circle as the other pair had with McBee. I do not think they had expected for the being to turn towards them. They clawed at their bleeding eyes, releasing their hold on me. I turned, and ran back up the tunnel.

         When I exited the tunnel, I was back on the beach. The tunnel and jungle were nowhere to be seen. I did, however, see a fishing ship. It was headed in my direction. A lifeboat came to the sandbar to retrieve me, and they took me back to the ship. Once on board, I asked for the captain to provide me with a means of recording my ordeal.

         Now that my account has been committed to the page, I wish to live no more. No one should have to linger on after seeing what I have seen. This island must be kept secret. No one should ever be allowed to discover it again. 

         No one deserves to see what I have seen.

Thumbtack

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Half buried in the tan cork-board,

the lone fastener sits upon a desolate plane of tan.

Its shaft shimmers in the light.

The paper hangs low on the spike,

resting on the flat crimson pommel.

The red hilt angles down to the floor,

as it struggles not to drop its cargo.

 

I watch and wait for the paper to fall,

but it never will—

the tack is too strong.

I should probably get up and fix it,

but I never will.

My seat is too comfy.

It’s far too much effort,

just to stop a paper from falling.

So what if it falls and joins the stack below?

Who gives a shit about one more fallen paper?


 

The Day I Tried to Drink

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         I was in high school at the time, probably sixteen or seventeen, working my family’s sausage stand. It was Towson’s first ever Cultural Foods Festival, and I gotta say, more people turned out than I expected. I had figured a few old couples, some millennial hipsters, maybe a few families, would show up. I was wrong; the whole of Towson showed up.

         We were the first ones to set up our stand, and the smell of freshly cooked Italian sausage had attracted more people than the restaurant ever had. My parents were ecstatic. This was just the attention we needed to raise dinner sales at the restaurant. Then we ran out of some of the spices. Disgruntled would-be customers began to disperse to the other food-stands. My mother immediately ran to the car and drove off to replenish our supply, leaving me alone to sit at an empty stand, with nothing to do except survey the scene.

        Across from me, a guy was ordering at the Yakimotos’ a sushi stand. The O’Shays were running a homemade ale stand to my right. A rather large line had begun to develop at the Heisenbergs’ schnitzel stand to my left.

        The sun was hot, the wind was dry, and I was thirsty. I began to eye the O’Shays’ booth, calculating whether or not they would let me buy a cup of their ale. The O’Shays didn’t really know me, and I hadn’t shaved in two days, so I thought I might be able to make them think I was twenty-one. Then I could hustle over to the Yakimotos’ and buy some sushi to hide the alcohol breath with raw-fish breath. It was the perfect crime.

        I got up, walked over to the O’Shays, bought the ale, and began to walk across to buy the sushi. That one guy was still there. His dirty clothes and battered bike identified him as Mr. Schuman. He had just moved in about a block or so from where I lived. He was sampling just about every type of sushi the Yakimotos had to offer.

         I was standing there for about five minutes, still unable to drink the ale, due to my lack of sushi. The restaurant was only fifteen minutes away, but that translated into a thirty-minute round trip, plus the five minutes it would take to gather the spices. I still had about twenty-five minutes left, but I didn’t want to have to chug the ale and rush through the sushi. I actually wanted to enjoy it.

         As I reached out to ask the man if he minded me buying one order of sushi while he was sampling, a family walked up. A man was pushing his daughter in a wheelchair; his wife was behind them. The mother’s eyes shifted about nervously, and she wouldn’t look in the man's direction.

         The father stepped forward.

         “Mr. Schuman,” he said sternly, “Mr. Schuman.”

         Barely looking up from his sushi, Mr. Schuman replied, “Oh, you again. I already told you to stop bothering me. I’m sure my lawyer would be happy to explain how you lost the case. Go away and leave me to my meal.”

         The father set his jaw and grabbed Mr. Schuman by the shoulder.

         “I only want an apology,” he said, “Apologize to my daughter.”

         Mr. Schuman looked at the man’s hand and turned towards the family.

         “Touch me again,” he said, “and I’ll sue.”

         The father drew his hand back to his side and calmed his expression.

         He replied calmly, “I don’t want any trouble. I just want you to apologize for what you did to my daughter. You took so much from us, the least you could do is show some remorse.”

         Mr. Schuman paused for a moment. He looked the girl in the eyes and said, “ I am truly sorry your parents didn’t stop you from playing in the street.”

         The father’s face darkened and twisted with rage. His hands balled into fists. He set his feet and began to raise his hands. Shuman’s eyes widened as the father’s right hand went back, but the hand never fell. The girl’s mother had stepped in between them and was whispering in her husband’s ear. He calmed once again and looked down at his daughter. Her eyes were welling up with tears.

         “Have a great rest of your day, Mr. Schuman,” he said.

         “Up yours,” replied Mr. Schuman, as the family turned and walked away.

         He collected his sushi in a battered, rat-nest of a basket. As he turned, a smirk slithered across his greasy face. He nodded cockily to me, before hanging the basket on his bike and walking away with the bike at his side.

         I ruminated on how much of a jerk he was, and imagined how cool it would have been if the girl’s dad had curb-stomped him. My mother’s iron grip on my shoulder yanked me back to reality.

         “Anthony Vito Tutolli, what in God’s name are you doing with alcohol?” she asked.

         A barrage of hands and curse-words followed, and I was made to spend the rest of the day in the car, without air conditioning. The next few hours were spent concocting all the heroic things I could have done at the sushi stand. 

         Too bad I hadn’t thought of any witty one liners during the confrontation.

Oliver Campanella

Allure

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       One mansion was not like the others in this gated community. Unlike its neighbors, the mansion's lawn had not been manicured, its foliage had not been tended to, its exterior had not been power washed, its windows had not been cleaned, its gutters had not been cleared, and its only resident now lived alone. It was the subject of much gossip in the social circles at the local country club.

       All the curtains were drawn shut in the extravagant bedroom of the lady of the house. In there, she sat at her vanity, wearing her dressing robe and a mask of gauze.

       "Help me take these bandages, Frieda. I can hardly take having to wear these for another second. It's impossible to dress well with them on."

       The young lady did as she was told. Peeling off the bandages, they both saw Iris’ newest alteration now in the mirror.

       There was a long pause. Frieda waited with bated breath for Iris' reaction. With each one of her surgeries, Iris had become less and less recognizable to Frieda, less recognizable from the person for whom she first began working. Her cheekbones and lips looked swollen just as if she was having an allergic reaction. Her skin was pulled back so tight that her eyeballs bulged in their dark sunken sockets. Though all that modification was what Iris wanted, what she thought was needed. It was her nose that was the focus of her concern.

       "Dr. Fleck will be lucky if I don't decide to sue. Do you see this Frieda? It doesn't even look real! You think he could've gotten it right for how much my bill was.”

       "Forgive me, but didn't Dr. Fleck warn you that if you got another procedure done to your nose, it would ruin the shape you were trying to achieve?"

       She analyzed it in the mirror, playing with it like putty,

       "If he had done it right the last time then we wouldn't be here now would we? And Dr. Fleck can't tell me what I can and can't do with my money."

       It wasn't her money. Iris hadn't worked a day in her life.

       Iris took out a protractor from one of the drawers at her vanity and put it up to the tip of her nose. She shifted in the chair to view her profile.

       "Just as I thought: 85 degrees."

        Frieda feared for the surgeon who she knew would soon be the recipient of Iris' rage.

       "That quack! That crook! How could he have botched this up again?! 106, 106, 106! It can't possibly be that hard!"

       Iris turned to profile view again. She pushed her nose to about the desired angle that she and others like her so desperately wanted to achieve.

       "See?!"

       "Y-Yes I do see…"

       "Yvonne's surgeon was able to do it with ease! Camilla's too!"

         "Then why didn't you request to have it done with either one of their surgeons…?"

        Iris stood up and leaned down at Frieda. She glared.

       "Why do you insist on opening your mouth when all you have to say is completely idiotic…? I obviously would have if I could have afforded them!"

       Frieda flinched.

       "You never learn."

        She sat back down. Letting out a sigh, Iris began to apply her generous amount of makeup. She began by dusting her face.

       "Frieda, get me his number from my phonebook.”

       "Yes Ms. Iris" The young girl hurried out of the room to get the doctor's phone number.

       "Mrs., Frieda, not Ms.!" she emphasized and exacerbated the distinction between the two titles.

Mirror

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Displayed or hung from a wall like a painting,

An envious painting of glass

Caressed in the hands of the vain, a thing of worship

At the station of work for a daily ritual

Another world contained in just a frame

A tool to communicate

Translates in a cryptic, backward language

With a perfect replication of an imperfect world

Populated by our judgemental clones

Our greatest confidants

Cruel and unforgiving to the desperate

To fight them is a losing battle

Ending in tears or a superstitious curse

A fragile weapon against a fragile user

Mocking our every movement

Like magic.

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The Forbidden Other Side

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Willie accompanied Mother to the store.

Mother had to do the shopping that needed to be done.

"Stay close to where I can see you." 

With her focus elsewhere, Willie slipped past her order.

He used this newfound freedom to take himself to the nearby toy aisle.

There, in the toy aisle, was strange divide:

One side blue,

One side pink.

Without Mother's direction, Willie could browse freely.

He wasn't restricted to the familiar blue.

Willie's eyes could now wander to that forbidden other side.

He and a baby doll shared a passing glance.

It sat on the shelf with sad eyes, awaiting to be a tool for a mother-in-training.

Then, next to that, a mock kitchen for a little Suzie Homemaker.

The aisle spoke in a language few understand.

It was strategic and subliminal, 

ancient roots.

Each segregated toy worked effortlessly in defining the role of their color.

Willie now faced the domestic wall of pink.

With his back to blue, he reached out.

"Willie!"

Mother grabbed hold of Willie’s wrist. 

She crouched to his height to wave her finger at him.

She glared with disapproving eyes.

Hayden Craig

A Fireside Chat

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       The snow piled against the windows of the inn. Many people gathered in the living area to talk and unwind after a long day of skiing. As the night dwindled on, people began to make their way back to their rooms. The fire that once roared calmed down to crackles of embers, as the man who tended to it had fallen asleep in the chair behind the front desk. One couple remained in the room, finishing a game of pool in the old worn-down table. 

       “We should ask for more wood to put on the fire,” the woman said.
       “The fire is plenty hot,” said the man

       “Come on, just get some to keep the fire going on for the rest of the game. I saw some behind the counter. Go get a small piece.” 

       “Fine.”

       The man crept past the sleeping man and took a small piece of kindling out of the copper colored wood bucket from under the counter. He walked over and placed the piece on the fire and poked and blew on the embers to ignite the wood. 

       “Happy now?” said the man. 

       “Couldn’t be happier. It’s your shot.”

       “Watch this. I’m gonna hit the four ball off of the back side and into the bottom left pocket.”

       The man skulled the top of the pool ball and sunk the eight ball into the pocket.

       “I’m glad I got the wood. This game lasted so long,” said the man.

       “Well, I guess we could just sit here and talk until it goes down.”

       “You know what I’m going to talk about.”

       “Let’s not.”

       “I don’t understand why we can’t just at least talk about it. Think about it. Our lives would be so much better.”

       “I like our life now. Why do we need to change it?” 

       “You don’t like our life now. You just don’t like change. You always talk about how much you hate the traffic. You also talk about how much you want to have a garden. We could have a huge garden, a farm, we could grow all our own food.”

       “I can live with the traffic, and I was just talking about having, like, a little herb garden. Do you know how much work that would be?” 

       “It wouldn’t matter if we had all the time in the world. I wouldn’t have to work any more.”

       “Well what about Charlie? What about his friend’s? Do you want him to leave all that behind? He can’t work with his hands.”

       “He is going to learn to work. I’m not having another kid grow up to be like our last.”

       “Let’s talk about this another time. I’m getting tired. We need to sleep.”

       The man stood up from the chair and walked over to the window, looking at the snow now over top of the first window panel.

“I’m going with or without you.”

Cactaceae

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Down in a basement, on a weathered-pine shelf

Lies a plant contained by a small rusted pail. 

Out of the dirt grows a thick, green stalk,

From which lesser arms sprawl outward.

Dark-pointed spines encompass the surface,

Drooping with the sagging flesh to the soil,

Dry to the touch, resembling Saharan sand.

A glossy plastic label sticks out from the pot

It reads: Cactaceae—potted plant with pot, cactus.

 

On the face of the pot hangs a red-nylon ribbon.

The plump mountain of plastic rests there,

Wrapped up in its chaotic yet elegant manner, 

Without creases or signs of physical wear. 

Light from the creaked upstairs door shines,

Onto its many crevasses, dispersing beams

Throughout the room, like a broken mirror.

An envelope lies beneath. Its seal unbroken.

It reads: To my caring angel. Love, Annabelle.

Ethan Delp

She Stands There

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The glimmering white gate

lies ahead,

An unknown land

she has never explored

 

Uneasiness grasps her.

 

She walks closer

and investigates

the barrier.

More is revealed

 

Her heartrate increases.

 

She sprints through

without any fear.

Soon cornered, confined again,

typical for a dog

 

She accepts her fate.

Drink Coaster

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Circular and wooden, resting on a nightstand

The indentations on its face, simple rings

A design of progressively smaller circles

 

A target for a little wooden archer

Or the wheel of a child’s toy truck

 

Always on duty,

Standing guard against condensation

 

Absorbing liquids without any protest

while the nightstand sits,

Ignorant to the slab of timber keeping it safe

Justin Hill

A Speedy Recovery

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       “Aber… Abra… Abernezia?” The nurse called weakly.

         “Gesundheit!” a voice in the corner interjected. Immediately, the entire room burst into a fit of laughter. The already uneasy Abernezia Schuman, who preferred to be addressed as “Abe” because of situations exactly like these, calmly stood up and followed the nurse out of the waiting room, but not before broadcasting a caustic contortion of a scowl to the crowded room behind him.

         “So what brings you in today?” The nurse inquired as she led Abe down a narrow, white-walled corridor lined with doors on either side.  

         “So I’m into… sculpting, and one of the materials I was using cut into my wrist. It started healing on its own, but then it started turning colors and now it’s really itchy and painful,” Abe replied as he and the nurse entered a small, windowless exam room.

         “Okay, I see…” The nurse began typing into a colorful interface on her desktop computer’s large black monitor. “And when was this?”

         “Oh about… last Tuesday, and it started hurting on Saturday.” Abe, out of his mistrust of doctors, had waited until Friday to get an appointment.

         “What materials were you using for this sculpture?”

         Abe struggled to remember the innumerable types of objects he had used. “An old Christmas wreath frame, some newspapers, some wooden dowels, some glass bottles… metal rods… “

         “And what did you cut yourself on?” A brief pause followed.

         “A piece of an old frying pan,” the answer suddenly came to him. At this, the nurse winced in empathy. There was another brief pause.

         “Alrighty, let’s take a look at your medical history,” The nurse advised in an effort to change the subject. “Are you allergic to anything?”

         “No.” He wished he were allergic to that dumb Thai food his coworkers had bought him the night before.

         “Do you drink or smoke?”

         “On occasion.” Abe was amazed by the speed at which the nurse moved her fingers around the keyboard.

         “Are you sexually active?”

         “No.” Abe felt the question invaded his privacy, but decided it was best not to let it deter him. The whole process would surely be over soon judging by the speed of the nurse’s fingers on the keyboard.

         “Have you been outside of the country in the last 30 days?”

         “No.” The clock ticked slowly in the background, as if to confirm the lethargic crawl to which time itself had slowed.

         “Has anyone in your family died of a heart attack before the age of 30?”

         “No.” Not of a heart attack.

         “Have you been hospitalized in the last year”

         “No.” Abe cringed at the mere thought of hospitalization and thanked his lucky stars it hadn’t happened. He didn’t think he could take a hospital stay.     

         “Have you been operated on in the last year?”

         “No.” Abe struggled to keep his composure through the nurse’s endless litany of inquiries. What could a nurse possibly do with this much information?

         “Are you in any pain today besides that cut?”

         “No,” he sighed as he realized he would not be finished anytime soon. “Although these questions are causing me pain,” he whispered to himself.

         “Have you ever been depressed?” The question forced Abe to reflect on difficult times he had been trying to forget for years.

         “That was a long time ago. Don’t worry about it. I’m fine. Really.” Abe’s impatience grew as he fidgeted in the cheap plastic chair praying that the most difficult question was behind him. It was not.

         “Have you ever tried to kill yourself?”

         “What? No! What kind of wacko would do that?” Truthfully, it pained him how close he had come to doing so, but each time, his paralyzing fear of the infinite unknown void better known as death had snapped him back to his senses. With a loud sigh and a continued resolve to finish the appointment, he shoved these unhelpful ruminations aside, and turned to the nurse in preparation for her next weapon of interrogation.

         “Have you ever felt like the world would be better off if you were dead?” Abe had sat through, in his opinion, an inordinate number of invasions of his personal privacy. Enough was enough.

         “That’s none ‘a yer business,” he snapped. He almost immediately noticed the nurse’s half-startled, half-disgusted glare. His expression softened a bit as he took a breath and collected himself once more. “I guess I’m just clueless as to what a nurse would do with all this personal information. I don’t really like answering personal questions, much less talking about my feelings.” Abe contorted his face at the end of his confession. “Why does this whole town have to hate me?…” he mumbled as countless scenarios of harassment by his own neighbors and people he thought were his friends played out in his head.

         “I’m guessing you haven’t been to the doctor lately,” the nurse extrapolated

         “I try to stay as far away as I can. I’ve never trusted drugs and surgeries.”

         “These are suicide screening questions. We’re just trying to make sure you’re not going to kill yourself.”

         “Why in hell would I come here if I wanted to kill myself? If I wanted to do that, I could have stayed in bed!” The nurse chuckled at Abe’s comment.

         “Alright, well I think you’re all set. I’ll just go get the-” There was a knock at the door. A moment later  a tall man walked in wearing a white lab coat and dark brown khaki pants. He donned a large pair of glasses and leather sneakers that matched his pants. He left his lab coat unbuttoned, revealing a green dress shirt with a brand-new stethoscope dangling in front of it.

         “Hello, Ebenezer.” The doctor greeted energetically.

         “Call me Abe,” Abe coldly replied. The doctor gave the nurse a questioning look.

        

       “He’s been through a lot,” she clarified, as she pointed in the general direction of the waiting room where Abe’s unfortunate humiliation had occurred just minutes prior. The doctor nodded and mouthed “oh” as he suddenly realized the cause of uproar he had vaguely overheard while sorting through patient files. 

“His name isn’t Ebenezer,” the nurse added.

         “Thank you,” Abe interjected, “but I can take care of myself.” The doctor approached him with his right arm outstretched.

         “I’m Doctor Vincent Alexander.” He introduced himself, as the nurse excused herself to tend to the crowded waiting room. He then sat on a rolling stool and turned his attention to the same monitor at which the nurse had been working a few moments before.

         “So, you have a cut. And you think it might be infected,” Doctor Alexander read aloud. “Is that correct, Mr. Schuman?”

         “Yeah, I cut myself on one of my sculptures. Nothing new. I’ve cut myself many times before on those things, and I left it to heal, but it seems like it’s getting worse. The thing’s been killing me for days.”

         The doctor continued reading. “And I see here you were using a piece of an old frying pan?”

         “Blasted thing cut my wrist right open.”

         “Okay. Mind if I take a peek?” Dr. Alexander asked as he rolled over to a box of exam gloves hanging on the wall.

         “Alright.” Abe breathed reluctantly. He began rolling up his sleeve. The doctor turned around and winced.

         “Oooh, that looks painful. How long has it been like that?”

         “A few days,” Abe confessed.

         “Well, in that case, it looks like you don’t have to worry about me,” Dr. Alexander stated, much to Abe’s relief. But the doctor wasn’t finished yet. “I’m afraid you’re going to need a trip to the hospital.” The room fell silent, except for the ticking of the clock.

          Abe lay quietly in the sterile hospital room. He glanced vengefully at the lethargic, wall-mounted timepiece, certain that that ticking was going to drive him insane. Each tick was another second of irrevocable misery. He wondered how he got into this mess in the first place. Then he realized why he was still here. However awful this may be, it was certainly better than death.

 

 

Mother’s Always Right

         A woman walked briskly down a busy street, shoving her way through a crowd as thick as the oppressive summer heat.

         “Look, I appreciate the advice, but don’t tell me how to live my life,” she said into her cell phone as she held it to her ear.

         “I know you don’t like me telling you this, but this arrangement isn’t working anymore. You’re always stressed and unhappy. You should get out more.”

         “I don’t need to get out”

         “Okay, if you say so.”

         “Look, I’ve just got a lot going on at work, okay? I’ll be better soon.”

         “So you’ve had a lot going on for three months now?”

         “Will you please stop?”

         “Okay, okay. I love you, honey.”

         “Good God,” she mumbled as she stuffed her phone impatiently into her pocket while stopped at a traffic light.

         “Finally, a moment of peace and-”

         “Hey, girl!” a man shouted from off to her right

         “Oh, hey. What’s up?” She smiled halfheartedly

         “I need to ask you a teensy little favor.”

         “What is it this time?”

         “Well, I was having a little soccer match this Thursday with the guys, and the ref just cancelled. Do you think you could fill in?”

         “I’d love to, but it’s Thursday. You know I have to work.”

         “Can’t you take off just this once?”

         “I already used up all my hours helping you clean your friend’s garage.”

         “Oh, come on, that was only two days.”

         “Don’t remind me”

         “Don’t be like that. I thought I was important to you.”

         “You are, but—”

         “Great, see you Thursday”

         “Wait! I…”

         The man happily walked away through the crowd, which had now begun to shuffle along toward the crosswalk. She turned down the side street and began to follow him.

         “Hey! You know what? I’m not coming Thursday, or Friday, or Saturday, or any other day! I hate soccer, and I cleaned that garage by myself. The two of you just stood there giggling about anime or some crap the whole time. I see right through your adorable little facade. You’re using me! So you can go find someone else to be your maid. I’m done!”

         “Using you? I could never do that to you, girl.”

         “Forget it! Drop the act! We’re done!” The woman drove away with unwavering purpose.

         “Come on, now… Hey! Wait! Kate! Katherine?”

         The woman was already rounding the corner and had disappeared behind a nearby fashion store. She returned her attention to the phone.

         “Mom? He’s gone.”

         “That’s wonderful, honey. I knew you could do it! And guess what? I actually heard the whole thing.”

         “I guess you were right.” She pretended to resign as she winked in the direction of  the man now driving far down the street.

         “Mother’s always right, honey.”

Ben Ostrowski

Six Strings

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It seems like months, hanging on my wall,

or wrapped in your black case, covered in dust.

You try to make a sound, but without me you are silent.

As I hold you in my arms, you are lifeless,

and when I pull your strings you become noisy and fussy.

 

Each one of your curves enriches your sound.

The wear and tear of the maple shows you were beaten,

but it was all out of love and passion.

Yet your body still longs for my touch, and

your strings burn from the scratches I made.

 

We walk down the narrow halls from backstage,

out into the open pitch black, the spotlight now upon us.

Hear them cheer? Our audience has been waiting for you.

Let’s put on a show.

The Couch

​

I sat on one end of the couch, she sat on the other.

It made me realize how far apart we’d grown,

about how self-isolated she was from me. I

watched her stare at the TV, with a vacant expression

on her face, no emotion. “This isn’t a relationship,

Liv. You just sit there and block the world out…not

to mention me.” I said looking over at her. Initially,

she just looked at me, but then she turned her body

and gave me her full attention.

 

“Of course we’re not a normal couple. You and I

are both miserable.” She noted with no emotion

“Well, yes, but we can fix this.” I voiced.

“How?” She said. “What do you want from me? I have

no will to keep this ‘perfect’ relationship anymore.”

“So what are you saying?” I asked, afraid of her answer.

“I’m done.” She responded while turning

back to the TV, flipping through the channels again.

 I walked into the bedroom and broke down

on the bed, only to hear the TV volume increase.

Eric Vazquez

Flower Tie

​

This black monster around my neck wants to kill me.

It tied itself tightly around my neck, never letting go.

To not seem as menacing, it is patterned with flowers,

The flowers are bright pink and dark cherry red.

The pretty, phosphorescent colors that fill my heart with love

distract me from the dark death that approaches.

But I don’t wrestle with it.

It patiently waits, looking to strike

and kill me.

But at the end of the day,

though exhausted from its weight,

I remember,

and loosen the grasp of the beautiful flowered snake.

I hang it in its dark cave with all of the other demons.

It waits for the next day.

One day, I’ll forget about the loving and torturous demon

And I will let it choke me, until 

I

die.

What She Makes Me Feel

​

I felt the breeze

of wind slapping my face.

The cold October day

Made me want to feel her embrace.

 

The preacher spoke

on the radio.

My insecurities began

to grow.

 

Traffic was light,

so I sped.

Maybe I should

have stayed in bed.

 

I pull up

to her house.

My heart races,

it wants out.

 

I knock the door,

my hands sweat.

Nervous? I am.

Had I a cigarette?

 

I hear her footsteps

coming close.

I might just die

like an old rose.

 

My heartbeat,

I feel it increase.

She opens up,

I am in peace.

Ben Skinner

Who Invented the Thumb?

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       Over the years the thumb has been seen as a necessity for daily life. Most, if not all, activities which involve grabbing require the use of the thumb. Unlike other fingers, such as the pinky, ring, middle and index, the thumb is on the side of the hand and angled in a fashion that allows it to be used to grab objects more easily. Since its invention in the early 1800’s by the great Scottish inventor Arthur McFenglewart, the thumb has been seen as one of the world’s greatest inventions, only outdone by the human eye.

       At the time of the invention, McFenglewart was 58 years old. The thumb was his final and greatest invention. For the most part, McFenglewart lived a simple

life in the rural Scottish town

of Braemar. As a young man,

McFenglewart was an avid

anatomical enthusiast, spen-

ding most days at the town’s

mortuary and hospital. By the

time McFenglewart quit his

day job as a boot maker, he

was 32 years old and severely

depressed. After being treated

for mental illness in the hospital’s psychiatric ward for eight years, McFenglewart was a changed man and decided to truly follow his passion for anatomy. McFenglewart built many inventions, all of them relating to anatomy. His first three inventions were by far his biggest failures. McFenglewart tried to make the femur, the tibia, and the fibula extensions out of wood. Then, 50 years old and realizing the serious flaws of only having four fingers, he decided to better help the Scottish people, and later the world, by creating a fifth finger as what we now know as the thumb. With over eight years in production, the McFenglewart thumb became the pinnacle of his career. 

       When discussing the thumb and its invention, one must discuss the hand as a whole. All other fingers, pinky, ring, middle and index are connected to relatively similar in size, the metacarpal bone, before being connected to the phalange, and beginning what we know as the modern finger. The metacarpal bone of the thumb is much shorter than those of the four other fingers. Arthur McFenglewart was well set in his ways and, according to his diary, McFenglewart said, “I want to be different from the other inventors of this day and make a true name for the McFenglewart family” (McFenglewart 22). For this reason, McFenglewart used two phalanges in the thumb, the proximal and the distal, as opposed to the normal three, proximal, middle and distal, used in the other fingers. This decisive move proved to be rather beneficial to the modern use of the thumb when grabbing and fidgeting objects according to the Institute of Thumb Science. 

       As well as the difference in metacarpal length, McFenglewart decided the thickness of the thumb should differ, as well. The thickness McFenglewart decided on was approximately 5.0 millimeters wider than that of the index finger, according to the Institute of Thumb Science. Accordingly, the fingernail was also scaled up for the increase in width, which came out to be 4.8 millimeters wider than that of the index finger. These changes proved vital for the aesthetics of the modern thumb. 

       In the early stages of development, Arthur McFenglewart went through many prototypes before proposing what we know today as the modern thumb. Using McFenglewart’s

academic journal and personal diary,

experts at the Institute of Thumb

Science have concluded that “there

were anywhere between 13 and 15

thumb prototypes made before arri-

ving at the modern-day thumb or

Latin, pollex.” McFenglewart is

believed to have sketched many

different variations of thumb-like

appendages. There are only five

remaining intact sketches from McFenglewart’s collection of papers that were found in what used to be his home. However, today these thumbs come in various shapes, colors and sizes. Currently there are over sixteen different types of thumbs that are available for human and primate use. 

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       Over the years of production since its creation in 1808, McFenglewart and his successors have produced over 10 billion thumbs of all shapes and sizes. This is a remarkable task. Some of the thumbs that were produced hold more value than others. The value is determined by the serial number on the inside of the thumb. This can be found by simply twisting and pulling on the thumb until a loud crack can be heard. The lower the serial number or the more zeroes, the more valuable according to the Historical Society of Thumbs. For example, the Model one with serial code A-A 1,000,000 is highly sought after compared to the serial code of the newer thumbs with a more randomized serial code such as the highly common Model 12 with a serial code such as A-C 2,546,981. The rarest serial numbers include some of the first thumbs ever made such as the Model 1, with serial number A001, which is currently on display in the Great Anatomical Museum located in London. 

       McFenglewart made a serious impression on the anatomical sphere of influence due to the invention of the thumb. He has been noted as “one of the great necessity inventors of all time” by the International Anatomical Society. Today most of the world can enjoy the luxuries that come with having a thumb due to the incredulous hard work of Arthur McFenglewart. The creation of the thumb marked a new era of human invention and innovation. At the time of his death, McFenglewart gave up the private ownership rights allowing for the thumb to be mass produced for all humans and later made available for primates, according to the Institute of Thumb Science. Thanks to Arthur McFenglewart, the human and primate race can truly enjoy the hand and all the grabbing, fidgeting, and picking that comes with it. 

 

Works Cited

“Anatomy of the Skeletal System.” Anatomy of the Left Hand, Virginia Commonwealth University, Aug. 2019, www.people.vcu.edu/~mhcrosthwait/clrs317web/boneanatomy.htm.

“Arthur McFenglewart.” Biography of Arthur McFenglewart, Institute of Thumb Science, Dec.2012, www.thumbscienceinstitute.org/Arthur+McFenglewart/web.htm.

“Arthur McFenglewart.” The Invention of the Thumb, Institute of Thumb Science, Dec.2012, www.thumbscienceinstitute.org/Arthur+McFenglewart/web.htm.

“Legends of Anatomy.” Arthur McFenglewart and the Invention of the Thumb, International Anatomical Society, Jan.2014, www.internationalanatomicalsociety.org/arthurmcfenglewart/thumb/web.htm

McFenglewart Arthur, The Diary of Arthur McFenglewart Braemar 1792-1812. Ed. John Adamson. Cambridge: Archaic Publishing, 1992

“Thumbs.” Rarity and Value of Thumbs, Historical Society of Thumbs, Mar.2015, www.historicalsocietyofthumbs.com/rarity+value/web.htm.

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Cigarette

 

Shredded leaves wrapped in thin paper

White taped filter placed upon the full tip

Carefully held between two steady fingers 

This action is only done for the caper

Loosely held in place upon the soft lip

Deeper inhales from the sweet stingers

The more it’s blown the more it tapers

It’s almost gone, take one last big rip

It’s been put out and yet smoke still lingers,

You’ve slit your lungs with a tobacco razor

Bryce Young

Officially, His Day was Ruined

​

       It was about five am when Abernezia Schuman rose to start his day. He went to the bathroom and stared at himself in the mirror like he usually does, waiting for the sleep to thaw off his brain. As he was staring in the mirror, he realized that he had a new speck right below his eye.

       “What is that?” said Abe, as he moved his face closer to the mirror.

       The dot hadn’t permeated his skin, but he realized that the brown dot that now rested on his face was not there before. Abe wetted the tip of his finger and wiped his face, but the dot stayed. He took to stretching his skin using his two fingers closely examining his face. Abe continued to examine his face until he heard water hitting the floor. He glanced to his right to see Tucker, his rottweiler, peeing in front of his bed.

       “Tucker! Buddy no!” Abe screamed.

       Tucker whined and sprinted out the room into the hallway, leaving a trail of piss behind him. Abe sprinted out the bathroom and peered around the door frame to see a darker tan line that split the light tan carpet path in half. Abe turned back around and looked at the clock. It was about five fifteen and Abe had to be out of the house by at least five forty-five, or else he wouldn’t have enough time to walk to his bus stop. Abe couldn’t be late to work or miss work considering he already had two strikes at work and the third would result in termination. Abe sat for a minute conflicted in what he should do. Abe winced, then turned and walked towards his closet.

       Before he walked into his closet he screamed out, “Tuck buddy I love you, but I got to get to work.”

       Understandably Abe didn’t get an answer. All he heard wad Tucker galloping, as he ran rampant throughout the house. This behavior was completely normal for Tucker considering Tucker’s more than rough past with owners. Still, leaving Tucker in that state made Abe’s heart hurt. This feeling quickly was replaced when Abe walked in to see his closet in disarray. Shredded cloth layered the floor in an assortment of many shapes and colors. Abe leaned kneeled down and sifted through the cloth to discover the outfit that he had prepped for today.

       “Tucker!” Abe said, as through his teeth trying to restrain the rage from leaving him.

       Abe began to search frantically through his clothes to see if he could find anything that he could wear to work. Everything left that was professional enough for work didn’t match at all. He decided to put his pride behind him and picked an outfit that consisted of dark gray pants, navy blue shirt, a black tie, plaid sports coat and his favorite watch. Abe dressed himself quickly, but diligently made sure that everything looked the best it could. As Abe went to pick up his watch the engraving on the bottom caught his eye. Abe stared at the message engraved “All will go well.” He decided to take a deep breath. He fastened the watch to his wrist and turned it over to glance at the time.

         “I’m gonna miss the bus!” Abe screamed. Tucker once again was startled and started to whine and run through the house.

        Abe stumbled out of the closet with one shoe on and headed for the bedroom door. He stepped out the door frame and hopped on one foot towards the steps as he fiddled with his other shoe. He stopped in front of the steps and stomped his foot into the shoe. The sole of his foot stung from the shoe fighting back against the dryness of his heel. The shoe ceded and the heel finally lay to rest in the bottom of the shoe. Abe took a deep breath and paused for a minute to gather himself.  

       “All will go well” Abe said to himself

       Abe went to take his first step down the stairs, and Tucker ran from behind him and knocked his legs from beneath him. He bounced between the wall and the rails before slamming against the floor. Abe laid and just stared at the ceiling trying to gather what just happened. The thought to laugh and the thought to cry fought in his head until he decided to do neither. He grasped onto the railing of the steps and slowly pulled himself up. He limped towards the door and opened it up. He took one last glance at his watch to see that it had shattered in the fall. He turned to shut the door to see Tucker staring at him as if he was trying to apologize. Abe could no longer control his rage

       “What is wrong with you? Why can’t you just be normal? All you do is whine and whine! I can’t even be loud in my own house without you peeing everywhere! I have tried to be nice and patient with you, but I have had enough!” Abe screamed

       Tucker started to wail staring at Abe fearing what he would do next.

       “That’s it! Stop that yelping!” Abe said as he took off his watch and spiked it at Tucker, slamming the dog right in the nose.

       Tucker bolted out the open door. He yelped and cried as he ran away leaving a trail of blood down the sidewalk. Abe sighed, resting his face in his hands. Abe pondered the thought of Tucker not coming back. Instead of sadness, relief poured over him.

       “I’m free,” Abe said quietly to himself.

       He shut the door and went on his way.

Abernezia

​

The summer sun had long rested and

the stars started to pierce the dark sky

to reveal the radiance that they were gifted.

 

Abernezia opened the door to smell the night,

which a slight summer breeze carried the scent

of cinders and ash from a bonfire down the road.

 

She tiptoed from her door to her yard

as if to not disturb the crickets

who were well into their concert.

 

As soon as her feet kissed the grass a dance begun

in the spotlight that the moonlight provided

the girl twirled like a top jumping high in

the sky reaching for the stars that cheered her on.

 

Abernezia’s locks stretched into the sky,

looking as if they had taken root in the air.

While her hands pointed and set,

Her hair coasted through the wind.

 

She had thrown herself into the night,

unknowing of what she would be graced.

A deed simple but it had cost her.

 

She crashed like a comet and

shattered on an unforeseen stone.

The night had continued

as Abernezia ascended on her own.

Zach Durkin

Untitled

​

       Our neighbors had just given us a small, plastic ramp for my older brother, who was learning to skateboard. Will must have been nine or ten, so there wasn’t much to do with it. And as the ramp was only about a foot and a half tall, there wasn’t much the ramp could do for him. I remember it was an early summer evening, that hour when the air cools down, and the lightning bugs are just beginning to glow. My brother was on the pavement behind my house skateboarding. I remember looking through my back, sliding glass door, through my screened-in porch, to see Will sitting down on his skateboard, trying to figure out a way to ride down the foot-tall ramp. My mother stood at our royal blue countertop preparing dinner. I made my way back to my room.

       I grabbed a container filled with plastic toy army men and separated them into sides. The green soldiers were the “good guys,” and the gray soldiers were the “bad guys.” I was in the heat of battle when I heard my mother coming quickly toward my room across my one-story house.

       “Zach?”

        My back was a few feet from the barely closed door when my mother pushed it wide open. I turned around and looked up at her.

“I think Will just broke his thumb,” she said. “I have to take him to the hospital!”

       “Is he okay?”

       “He’ll be fine. We just have to go.” She disappeared into the hallway and took my brother away.

       Once there, they discovered that he had run over his thumb and broken it. He came back the next day with a bright, blue cast, which, unfortunately, wasn’t waterproof. This meant that he was going to miss the prime of summer: That time when the earth flourishes, the sun shines the brightest, all is alive, and he would be stuck with a tube of fiberglass attached to him.

       I remember my brother and some of our neighborhood friends went to go swimming at a neighbor’s house on a summer afternoon. The summer heat was intense, and the sun beating down on top of us just added to the need for a dip in cold water. We arrived and began to swim. My brother sat on the edge of the pool, head down, feet dangling in the water, the sun cooking him alive, as we escaped its wrath. We floated carelessly in the pool. 

       That was the first time I can remember feeling bad for my brother.

Illumination

​

       The lights across the street are the only disruption to the nothingness of night. Abe sits on the edge of his bed, pipe in hand. He strikes a match and slowly breathes in the foul aroma of tobacco. After thirty-four years of smoking, the pain in his lungs never subsides. The cold of winter fogs his bedroom window, so much so that the lights are now a faint blur. Setting aside his pipe, Abe drags himself out of bed and to the window. Using his sleeve, he makes a clearing in the fog, no larger than the palm of his hand.

         Lights on the gutters, lights in the bushes, a flashing red sled on the roof; the white reindeer, the life-size snow globe, and a monstrous Frosty the Snowman, it all makes him sick. Some flash on and off, taunting him, while others remain stationary. While the lights are distracting, the true frustration comes from the faint buzzing noise they emit. The clock on his nightstand reads 12:07, and Abe is still wide awake. Frustrated, Abe hatches a plan.

       The amount of junk in his house is out of control, and now is the perfect time to put it to use. He leaves the window and makes a beeline for his kitchen. With loads of adrenaline, Abe whips up his new creation in no time. Using a pair of broken sunglasses, tape, earmuffs, glue, and rubber bands, he completes it. Abe looks over to his dog with a sense of pride. “Whaddya think, boy?” he mutters. Uninterested, the dog wanders away. Abe looks back to his creation.

        “Heh, yeah. He’ll see.”

         Rushing back to his bedroom, the clock reads 12:23, and Abe is still wide awake. He sits down in his bed, ready to pilot his new creation. He takes one last glance at the symphony of lights across the streets; again, he is unimpressed. But his focus is now shifted. He takes his creation and gently places it over his head. Unsurprisingly, it works. The taped sunglasses block all light from his vision, while the earmuffs suppress the buzz down to pure silence. Abe is finally at peace, as he slowly drifts off into sleep.

         The clock reads 3:18. Abe is suddenly jolted awake by the screeching sound of a fire engine. Its siren penetrates Abe’s creation. Abe quickly jumps out of his bed and flings open his window. Two fire engines, an ambulance, at least a dozen firemen, a young couple with their kids (all in their pajamas), and a house engulfed by flames. A police car rolls up and begins to block off the road with cones. 

“Dammit,” Abe murmurs to himself, only thinking of how little sleep he will get. 

Luke Litrenta

Five Guys and a Videogame

​

The four sat, waiting for the fifth

to come online.

“I just need a drink,” he said,

thirty minutes ago.

Returning to expected shouts of disbelief,

he sat down and opened his

Chocolate Milk.

 

They logged in and sat

and sat

and moaned

and then began shooting.

 

One man yelled “AWP,” while another

ran around in fire screeching,

“Cyka blyat!”

 

The first passed out,

another said, “Good night”,

a third said, “Bye”,

the fourth was disconnected,

and the last remembered it was 1 P.M.

Documentation of Abe’s Week

​

I sat in the corner with my sushi and my briefcase. I picked up my portfolio and began reading: “Abernezia Schuman likes waking up to pure silence in his small apartment which is immediately eliminated by the traffic in the adjacent street and yells from his neighbors. He currently works as an understudy to a sushi chef at a restaurant four blocks from his apartment. Abernezia or ‘Abe’ likes everything to be quiet. Abe always wears earplugs outside, takes early morning meditations, and does basket weaving as a hobby. His activities do not support suspicions.

“Abe’s work week is Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. On Wednesdays, Abe is not in his apartment nor within a 300-mile radius of it. His weekends consist of him meeting friends and sexual interests. When he appears to hear the word ‘It’, Abe shows signs of twitching in his left eye, and his arm flexes which is followed by an immediate trip to the restroom. The target then begins to punch his left or right leg. More data must be collected on target.

“Target, Abe, has been sighted with target B. Interview with Father concludes that Father does not know Abe is still active. Target sighted with multiple firearms in sighting, code-named ‘Dead Man’.”

With a mouthful of sushi, I blurted, “Hey!”

“What?”

“Who comes up with these names? They sound like, uhhh, they’re tryin to be cool or somethin.” My mouth was still full.”

“I don’t know,” said my associate, as someone knocked on the apartment door. He opened it, talked, and closed it. “We should probably get back to work,” he said. He returned to drilling the wall. Another knock on the door. He returned to check, looked back to me, and whispered, “Get up, get up!” 

I moved to the side of the door with an MP9. He opened it slightly with a Five-Seven in the other hand. 

“Hello?”

“Yeah, I am just wondering what you guys are doing over here. I mean you’re pretty loud from my apartment. Do you guys need any help with moving in?” The man tried to peer in.

“No, no, we got this under control. Thanks for asking. Goodbye.”

He put his foot in the doorway. “Playing games with me? Aye?”

Click, Boom.

Me, my MP9, and my associate were thrown across the room. There was shrapnel everywhere. He kicked in the door. 

“Now look what you had to do.” 

He picked up my MP9 and shot me and my associate. “Damn F.B.I., right next to me,” he said, as he kicked my associate in the head. Who was now unconscious. 

Abe Schuman then picked up his foot and...?

Declan McGee

An Interview

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       “And what inspired you to create these sculptures, Mr. Schuman?”

       Abe sat at his counter in silence for a moment, struggling to determine from the columnist’s tone whether she was really interested or not. It wasn’t too long of a pause, but it was just long enough to be awkward. The columnist on the other end of the phone began to say something to fill the silence, but Abe cut her off before she could finish the first word.

       “I’ve taken my fill of what this world has to offer. I took too much, really. So much that the things I used to turn to for pleasure now fill me with disgust. My most recent piece aims to return the favor.” 

       “Right. Sure. Could you, um, elaborate on what you mean by this, a little? Mr. Schuman?”

       Abe still couldn’t quite tell how interested this woman is in his work, much less if she had any respect for it, or for him, but it was clear at least that he’d confused her. 

       “I had my first sexual experience in the bathroom of a bar in Buffalo in 1985. I was 17 then. She must have been at least twice that. Did my first line there that night, too.”

       The columnist attempted to respond, but Abe wasn’t finished. He ignored her and continued talking.

       “That night opened my eyes. I knew when I showed up at that bar that night that I was on the edge of something. My sister had just left us to go join a convent. We’re not a Christian family, so, as you can imagine, we didn’t take it very well. YHWH and I already weren’t seeing eye-to-eye on a few things, and this development, I decided, drove me to drink. So I drove to the pub. To get something to drink. I got more than I bargained for.”

       “Mr. Schuman, I’m sorry but I don’t think−“

       “I wasn’t finished. Thank you. After that night, I lived for the feeling I got then. Nothing ever quite measured up to it. I kept going further and further, and cocaine and sex with a stranger in a bar bathroom is a hell of a place to start. I barely graduated high school. I’m still not entirely sure to this day if I made it all the way through college. Trying to look back, that whole decade was a blur. Less than a blur. It was a smear. Like I had stepped in something.” 

       Now the woman on the other end just sounded embarrassed.

       “When I look back on that part of my life, ma’am, it makes me wanna hurl. In the moment, though, people don’t see these things in that light. That’s what inspired me to build this. I want someone to look at it, and I want him to think about it. I want that image burned into his brain bad enough that it’s the first thing that comes to mind the next time he sees someone strip in front of him, and I want him to feel how I feel about it. That’s really what art is, isn’t it? Forcing your emotions onto others. Your… view of the world.”

       “Sure… I guess. That’s very−”

       Abe turned in his seat to watch the sculpture out on his lawn as he began to talk over the columnist again. One of his neighbors passed by with his dog, walking on the other side of the street, despite that being the one without a sidewalk. He chuckled.

       “Really, I’m doing this community a service through this piece. There’s gotta be one guy out there, I’m sure, who this has worked on. That means there’s one person I’ve saved from making the same mistakes I did.”

       “Huh. Well, I… thank you, Mr. Schuman. For your time.”

       “You’re welcome,” Abe replied. 

       With those words, it ended. The next sound out of the bulky old slab of ash-colored plastic in his hand was the dial tone, which Abe listened to for a moment before crossing the kitchen to return the phone to its mount on the wall. His hands finally free, Abe leaned against the lip of the sink and pulled a slice of bread from the breadbox.

       “I wonder,” he said to himself, out loud, his mouth full of bread, “how much of that crap they’ll actually print.” 

       As he stood there against the sink, eating his bread, Abe watched the shadow of his creation stretch out into his neighbor’s yard under the light of the setting sun. 

       “I wonder if they’ll put a picture of it in the article.” He said, still to himself, still with his mouth full of bread. 

The Changing of the Guard

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         Marc sat in silence up against his bags in the tent, staring at his watch in the flickering yellow lantern light. Time passed. Enough that, eventually, midnight arrived. When it did, he rose, grabbed his bags, and prodded Tony with his foot.

         “Get up, Tony. Our turn.”

         Tony groaned, almost as if in pain. “Christ…”

         “Christ isn’t gonna come down and get you on your feet, Tony.”

         “Yeah, I’m aware.” Tony yawned and stumbled to his feet, grabbing his bags as he began to shuffle out of the tent at Marc’s side. “We’re scheduled at the fort again now, right?”

         “Yeah. Hope the last group left the good boat here.”

         “You know they didn’t.”

“Yeah, I know. Doesn’t mean I can’t hope they did.”

         “I guess. I don’t know.”

         As the two made their way through the meager camp to the shoreline, they looked out at the lopsided silhouette of the ruins in the middle of the river. The moon above it was full and bright white, but much of its light was held back by the thick fog that hung over the river. The air was warm, damp, and impossibly heavy, as though it suppressed all senses, not just sight. The sounds of the frogs and birds along the shore felt muffled and distant. Even the sound of their own footsteps seemed as though they took too long to travel from the ground up to their ears.

         Without another word, Marc and Tony packed themselves and their gear into the old canoe and set off for the flooded, overgrown tangle of ancient masonry jutting out from the heart of the river. The waters were calm that night, and their trip was uneventful.

         They tied the canoe to the base of a sapling growing out of the side of the man-made island and climbed up onto it. They headed for the rampart they and the others used as a lookout. Upon reaching it, they gestured to the two they’d come to replace and took their seats, ready for another long night of staring at nothing.

         After another half hour or so of silent, motionless waiting, Marc produced a small Tupperware of turkey salad from his bag, left over from that night’s dinner.

         “Behold,” he said, turning to face Tony as he opened the container, “a man.”

         “What?”

         “The turkey salad. It’s a featherless—”

         “Right. That’s great, Marc. You mind if we go back to not speaking?”

         “I guess. Sorry, Tony, I was just trying to—”

         “I got it. It’s fine, Marc, I’m really just not in the mood tonight.”

         “Got another letter from the witch, huh?”

         “I said I’m not talking.” Tony paused. “And don’t call her that.”

         “Don’t call her that? Jesus, Tony, why wouldn’t I? All you do anymore is sulk and whine about how this bastard is screwing you over.”

         “That isn’t true.”

         “Is it? It sure as hell looks like it’s what you’re doing now. What you’ve been doing all goddamn night.”

         “I’m not whining.”

         “Yeah. Maybe not. But you are sulking, at least.”

         “And?”

         “And I can’t stand seeing you like this all the time, man.” Marc paused. “You’re my brother, Tony. I care about you. It’s pissing me off, watching you wallow in your own misery like this all the time.”

         Tony stood, throwing his arms up as he began pacing along the rampart. “You’re pissed off?”

         “No, wait, I mean—”

         “No. You know what’s pissing me off, Marc? You know why I’m ‘wallowing’ all the time? Why I’ve been ‘whining’ about this shit? I’m trapped. I’m stuck here, wasting away in the armpit of this godforsaken country on a meaningless assignment, while she robs me blind. She thinks she owns me, Marc, and there’s nothing I can do about it because I’m a million miles away. And when I get back—if I go back at all—my being there isn’t gonna stop anything. If anything, It’ll only make things worse.”

         After standing in silence for a moment, looking out at their camp across the water, Tony sat back down and continued. “I’m not sulking. I’m trying to think of what I’m gonna do about this when we get back. The whining is just…I’m just trying to get you to help me figure this out. Maybe I haven’t done the best job so far of expressing that to you, but calling her names and telling me to just ‘get over it’ isn’t doing any better.”

         “What did the letter say?”

         “It’s…”

         “It’s bad, isn’t it?”

         “I don’t know. I don’t know what it is.”

         “What, so, you didn’t read it?”

         “No. I read it. I just…God, I don’t know. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore.”

         “Tony, I’m sorry I’ve been insensitive about all this, but if you aren’t gonna talk to me about it I can’t help you.”

         “Yeah. I know. I…”

         “You what?”

         “She’s finally giving something back, I guess. Contributing something for once in her life, in a way.”

         “The hell’s that supposed to mean?”

         “What do you think it means, dipshit? What do you think she would have written to me about giving me, after all these months out here without a single word from her?”

         “Oh.”

         “And I didn’t even get to see it. I don’t even know if I’ll ever get to see it.”

         “God, Tony, I’m sorry.”

         “I don’t want you to be sorry, Marc. I just… I don’t know. I don’t know if I can bring myself to come back home again this time.”

         “I mean… at this point, I guess you don’t have much of a choice anymore, huh?”

         “Yeah. I guess I don’t.”

         “What, so that’s it?”

         “What do you mean?”

         “I don’t know, I kind of thought you’d push back at that a little more. Didn’t think you’d just concede like that.”

         “What do you want me to do, Marc? She won.”

         Marc took a moment to think. He chewed most of the handful of turkey salad he had just put in his mouth before speaking again.

         “Well,” he paused again to f swallow. “if you have to go back, which you do now, I guess, don’t do it for her.”

         Neither party had anything more to say after that. The rest of their shift was spent, as most of their nights for the past few weeks had been, staring out across the river in silence, slowly picking at the stash of food Marc had pilfered from the mess tent.

Benji Rhod

Ice

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       Scattered piles of whitish snow shimmered in the morning sunlight. The young boy in the backseat of the sedan leaned over his skinny knees to tie his shoes. From the driver’s seat, the bearded man’s scratchy voice pierced the toneless highway ambiance. 

       “You had two last week, right?”

       “No, one last week and one the week before.”

       “And another today, right?”

       “I doubt it. They’re pretty good apparently. Plus, we’re pretty good. Someone else will.”

       “Well, with that attitude I don’t know how you would expect to.” The man sighed. “I mean, come on, Tommy, let’s have a little fire… some excitement.”

       “Okay, sorry. I was just…”

       The boy rested his head against the foggy rear window. His straight black hair bounced gently on the shuddering glass. 

       “I’m coming all the way out here to see it, you know. No pressure, but you at least gotta give an effort,” the man said. 

       “I didn’t… okay.”

       “So, is this, like, the championship or something?”

       “No, just a normal game.”

       “Oh… so why…” He trailed off. 

       Again, the only sound was the dim hum of cars. The boy watched out the window as speckled chunks of ice blurred by like little soccer balls. 

8 p.m. in the Middle of August From the Perspective of a Seasonal Country Club Employee

 

Yellow lights and blue skies

turn the pool water green.

From the snack bar window, I watch

as umbrellas collapse successively,

their canopies reaching for the cool grass.

Ryan Wallace

The Farmer

​

The old man sits in his pajamas

Sipping away at his coffee

On a wood rocking chair

Tipping back and forth on his front porch

Reflecting on his life 

And the world he will soon leave behind

Living the past years as a widower

Knowing his lung cancer will take him soon enough

His days are numbered 

But he has not a care in the world

As he opens a pack of Camels

To light up a final cigarette

Decades of hard work have paid off

Looking out as snowflakes gently fall from the sky

Covering the open field on his farm

The sun sets and the rays shimmer

Off each individual flake like crystals

Standing out amongst the open field 

The “For Sale” sign hangs

Waiting for someone to carry out his legacy

His work here is done

A Baseball

​

A white round ball sits on the desktop in my bedroom

Travelling through the air

It fell into the back of my glove

As the loud crack from the bat

Echoed through an empty ballpark

On a crisp fall afternoon

Rubbed up with dirt marks and pine tar

Giving it the sticky texture

Red seams are stitched up the sides

Forming peculiar semi-circles

Some argue that it is the centerpiece of a boring sport

It is America’s pastime

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